What makes a truly epic origins story? Historical context? Lovable parental characters that are tragically taken? An exciting metamorphosis, or is it all about a kick-ass montage? What ever comes together to form the core of those unforgettable hero origin tales like Kazaam or Pluto Nash.. This is not one of them.

I like cooking, my wife loves me, I mentioned I wanted to make my own jerky on Saturday. And Bing, bang, boom.. I got all the supplies for Christmas (with an assist from my parents) and I set out on my jerky journey.

We are constantly trying new flavors, new meats, and hell will take your meat if ya want. (Shut up you sicko’s out there, you know what I meant)

Ohh, and we ain’t fancy, and our marinades are locally forged.. usually from a trader named Joe, two fine merchants Teeter and his partner Harris, and nice old lady named B.J.